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Which Horror Movie Final Girl You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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ARIES

Jess Bradford is one of the few” final daughters” who isn’t defined by her purity. In fact, she’s a sexually active young woman living a complicated, dark life. Despite her boyfriend’s attempts to steer her fate, Jess pushes back and clings on to her autonomy.

She is leagues more unique, revolutionary, and self-sufficient than any other ” final girl “. When the police demand she leave her sorority house because a murderer is concealing there, she defies them and, instead, risks her life to rescue her housemates. Voices very Aries, if you ask me.

TAURUS

Texas Chain Massacre

If there were a” final daughter” I wouldn’t bet my life on, it’d be Sally Hardesty.

Although Sally is often named as one of the quintessential” final daughters” in the horror movie genre, she’s perhaps the most passive of them all. Yes, she survives, but mostly because of dumb luck and plot armor.

She never opposes back against the foe, and doesn’t even get to kill Leatherface. Then again, get kidnapped by cannibals isn’t something an everyday girl expects to happen. She gets props for remaining tough and still attempting to escape, when the majority of members of us probably would’ve given up all hope from the get-go.

GEMINI

Nightmare On Elm Street

As far as horror movie heroines run, Nancy Thompson is iconic. Initially , nobody believes Nancy when she tells them a metal-clawed man in an ugly sweater wants to slaying her in her sleep.

But clever, insightful, cheeky, and ballsy, doesn’t wait for anyone to come to their senses and rescue her. Instead, she takes matters into her own hands. With nothing but diligence and a fierce posture, Nancy teaches herself how to subdue her anxieties and foe. She then passes on that knowledge to others.

As a true testament to Nancy’s epicness, the future” final girl” in the sequel required Nancy’s help in order to survive and defeat Freddy Krueger. Additionally, she is very kind and compassionate.

CANCER

Halloween

Many” final girls” live not exclusively due to their own humours and capabilities, but because a male figure( typically a parent or boyfriend) rescues them in the end.

Laurie Strode falls into this category of” final girls “. Compared to the others, Laurie isn’t as tough and is terribly self-conscious. Her best trait seems to be her heightened sense of awareness for her surroundings.

In the sequels, however, she grows as a character. When her son’s life is threatened, she proves she is just as strong-willed and capable as any younger” final girl “.

LEO

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

By horror movie criteria, Buffy Summer should’ve been the first or second character dead by virtue of her personality alone. Always the one to elude expectations, Buffy murders through the stereotypical” final daughter” tropes.

She’s unapologetically feminine, sexy, and headstrong. She kicks vampire ass without breaking a nail, and still has time to party with her friends and make-out with her boyfriend. There are times where we insure her struggling with her fears, but she always comes through victorious and proud.

To quote Jason Middleton, Buffy.

VIRGO

Scream

People say you need to be a virgin in order to be considered as a” final girl “. Well, Sidney Prescott says bolt that! She managed to get the D, and lived to tell the tale.

Sidney’s got all the best qualities of a” final girl” and more- dependable, brave, resolute, and bright. She may seem introverted and shy, but that’s really because she doesn’t let her guard down- a characteristic that will contribute her survive all 4 movies. Besides that, she’s impressively tough as nails.

Try as Ghostface might, this lady is simply unbeatable. Sidney is” final daughter” all the other ” final girls” aspire to be, and the one the murderer regret targeting.

LIBRA

I Know What you Did Last Summer

Julie James, like Laurie Strode, survives the film chiefly because her boyfriend comes to the rescue. She personifies the typical” final daughter” in that she is virginal, modest, and moral.

Her weakest trait is she can be quite unsympathetic and whiny, even for someone targeted by a serial murderer. Fortunately, she is also attentive and smart. She demonstrates she is, deep down, still a loyal friend by keeping her friends’ deadly secret, although it’s eating her up inside.

SCORPIO

The Descent

People( and crawling demonoids) should really think twice before messing with Sarah Carter. A true survivor, Sarah manages to escape the cave of horrors by wounding her best friend, Juno, and leaving Juno for the ogres to devour. Normally, the audience would feel bad for Juno, but then we find not only did Juno sleep with Sarah’s husband, she indirectly caused the deaths of Sarah’s husband and child.

Sarah’s vindictive, durable, and intense nature builds her a terrifying and memorable” final daughter” that you don’t want to cross.

SAGITTARIUS

The Final Girls

Her self-awareness is what stimulates Max Cartwright the goofiest and most charming” final daughter”, but what attains her interesting is that her love interest isn’t really a son – it’s her mom.

Max expends the majority of the movie trying to save her mother from a deadly fate, as her friends sacrifice their lives for both of them. This leads Max to become a curious instance of both selfless and selfish.

CAPRICORN

Cabin In The Woods

Dana Polk may seem like your median, sweet, innocent” final daughter”, but don’t be misled! This chick is actually difficult to figure out.

Most people would expect a true” final daughter” to be self-sacrificing and goody-two-shoes, but not Dana. When tasked with the burden of killing her friend in order to save the human race, Dana wavers. She resolves humanity isn’t worth saving, and aims up smoking a joint as she watches the world burn.

AQUARIUS

Evil Dead

Is there even a” final daughter” that also happens to be the villain ?! Mia Allen says yes!

Introduced to the audience as a regaining junkie, Mia get possessed by a demon, and proceeds to murder her friends one by one. As a human, Mia is superstitious and flaky. As a scary ass demon, she’s persistent and intimidating( plus unintentionally hilarious and flexible ).

In the end, a pissed-off Mia becomes unpossessed and slices the demon with a chainsaw.

PISCES

It Follows

Unlike the other ” final girls”, Jay is given a clear-cut opportunity to escape the ogre without having to worry that it’ll come back to haunt her. All she has to do is have sex with person, and the monster will leave her alone and focus its sights on that person instead.

However, Jay’s conscience and morals predominate. She refuses the easy way out, and survives in another way- one that doesn’t involved intentionally harming others, especially the son she grows to adore.

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