Today in websites you don’t genuinely require, but what the heck: Poopfiction.com, a website that allows users to find the perfect reading material for their journey to the bathroom.
Whether you think you’ll need to be entertained( because defecating is sooo boring) for a short spell or are in it for the long haul, Poopfiction provides a range of reading days from one to two minutes to four minutes and up.( If your trip-up to the toilet is even shorter than that, forget the website and simply whispering, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” while you’re in the stall. You’ve only recited an alleged Ernest Hemingway narrative !)
Most of the site’s recommendations seem to be Aesop’s allegories and James Baldwin tales, likely because it pullings from Project Gutenberg, a database of public-domain literary work. So if you were looking for cutting-edge flashing fiction, this isn’t the place for it.