As if my ovaries aren’t confounded enough of the damn time, the sexy Santa phenomenon is messing with my sexual cues.
Two weeks ago, Toronto-based Fashion Santa helped us all come to terms with the fact that Santa is a( Canadian) human with requires .
Now, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/there-is-a-second-outrageously-sexy-santa-claus?
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emerged fromMexico, a country also known for bordering the United States and exporting , among other things, altogether f* ckable beings of legend.
On Facebook, he claims “the beard separates “the mens” from the sons, ” thoughI imagine it smells of peppermint and sleigh varnish.
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#QueridoMrClaus, Netflix and chill?
— Max Rockatansky (@ DevotchkaMarina) December 11, 2015
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— Chio Rivera (@ ChioRivera) December 5, 2015
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Enjoy these sexy Santas while you can, folks. Something tells me Hot Baby New Year is going to be a real bummer.