Creeped out by buffoons? This might be why

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The new movie based on Stephen King’s classic horror tale “It” opens this weekend, sending shivers down the spines of clown-haters across the country. In the tale, a being disguised as a clown preys on the phobium of its young targets.

Last fall, creepy jesters terrorized America, with sightings of actual jesters in at least 10 states.

These fiendish buffoons reportedly tried to lure women and children into the timbers, chased people with knives and machetes, and hollered at people from automobiles. They were spotted hanging out in cemeteries and were caught in the headlights of cars as they seemed alongside desolate country roads in the dead of night.

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