1. We’ll buy you the best birthday giftsyou’ve ever gotten. It doesn’t matter if we have to expend hours browsing through websites or drive miles to visit a specialty store. We’ll do whatever it takes to find the perfect present.
2. We won’t say anything that we regret during fights.We’re not the type to call you a selfish asshole, and then to continue efforts to take it back an hour subsequently. If we say something, we mean it, because we’ve had the debate with you twenty periods in our head before it became a reality.
3. We always knowwhen something’s wrong. We’ll noticethe slight altered in your eyes and your smile. So if we fuck up and construct you upset, it won’t be long until you get an apology.
4. We’re prepared for any and every situation. If it starts raining during our barbecue, we’ll have anumbrella stored in our suitcase. If you accidentally brush your thumbs against some gum, we’ll have hand sanitizer for you to borrow.
5. Not to boast, but we come up with the most spectaculardate ideas. You won’t be dragged to the movie theater every other week. No, sir. We’ll take you on fun adventures to run zip lining and snow tubing.
6. We’ll help you out of jams. If you get into an debate with your boss, all you have to do is give us the details and we’ll find a way to fix it. We’re always reasoning, which is why we’ll likely be able to come up with a solution before you can.
7. We believe way too much, which meansguilt weighs heavily on our consciencewhenever we do something bad. That entails there’s no way we’d ever cheat on you or do you wrong. We wouldn’t be able to live with ourselves.
8. We never forget important events. In fact, we’ll start scheming fun ideas for your birthday months before it actually happens. We like to thinkahead.
9. We actually care about your opinion. If it seems like you aren’t enjoying the date we’re on, then we aren’t going to enjoy it either. So we’ll do our best to make sure you’re as happy as we are.
10. We’re pros when it comes to attaining plans for the future. If you’re going to spend forever with us, then you’re in luck, because wealready have our entire wedding schemed out.
11. We nevermake impromptu moves. We prefer to think things through, which is why we won’t end up coming home with a new puppy without talking it over with you first. We believe before we act.
12. Our brains are always working at their full capability. It’s why we’re so damn smart.
13. We think of things “youve never” would’ve believed to be yourself. If you have an interview the next day, we’ll remind you to iron your suit beforehand or to buy a new pair of shoes that go with your fancy clothes.
14. We like to look at situations inas many different ways as we can. So before we make a decision, we’re going to considerhow it will impact you. We wouldn’t want to harm the person we love the most.
15. If we’re dating you, you know we’re serious about you. After all, there are so many fears that fly through our heads on a daily basis. But none of them involve you. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be with you.