Being a parent is no joke, but you have to have a sense of humor about it.
And thankfully these parents do, along with a Twitter account, so you know that you’re not alone…
One of the hardest parts of teaching your kids to be independent is watching them tie their shoes for 8 minutes.
— Simon Holland (@ simoncholland) January 4, 2017
I cut the crust off my daughter’s PB& J and I swear to god I heard her whispering that I’m her bitch now.
— The Glad Stork (@ TheGladStork) December 29, 2015
My 6 year old’s superpower is knowing he doesn’t like what we’re having for dinner 2 hours before I’ve even chose what I’m making.
— Lurk’ N Stalk (@ LurkAtHomeMom) January 25, 2017
I don’t trust kids as far as I can throw them. Currently my record for trusting a kid is 6 feet 11 -1/ 4 inches.
— Rodney Lacroix (@ moooooog3 5) May 20, 2015
…AND GETS ALL UP IN YOUR FACEBOOK
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If anyone asks, I’m drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
— Marlebean (@ Marlebean) September 13, 2013
Parenting multiple kids is mostly just trying to keep the awake ones quiet enough that the sleeping ones stay asleep.
— Cray at Home Ma (@ cray_at_home_ma) January 20, 2017
Toys required to priced according to how long your child will actually play with them.
— Mommy Cusses (@ mommy_cusses) November 11, 2016